Sharp Dressed Man

published Feb 13, 2016 | | |
Card draw simulator
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Derived from
None. Self-made deck here.
Inspiration for
Sharp Dressed Man 1.1 - 2-1 Huddersfield OP#5 20/02/16 0 0 2

DoomDog 931

You wouldn't think that the Eagle Wardens were the beer drinking, hell raising sort but when they've just got paid, these guys head into the town square and throw the wildest parties. Those spirits just go straight to their heads and for all they know they're in Mississippi. When all the noise dies down and the lead stops flying, chances are they'll be goin' down to Mexico to lie low for a while.

If only we had another dude available whose beard was as impressive as McDroste's and a 'Cheap Sunglasses' attire. Jackson Trouble just doesn't quite cut it.

I've tried, so if you've managed to read this far why not gimme all your lovin' and click like or even continue this nonsense in the comments :)