no body is kung foo fighting.

This deck was inspired by Gorshde's scatterslide deck. While fundamentally different, it using much of the same strategies. You have plenty of influence, a first turn income of 3 (at the cost of starting at 4 cards). This deck needs to be both aggressive and controlling. Abuelita keeps your upkeep down, but only if you control an opponent's location. When your opponent comes after your dudes controlling their locations you have 12 actions that will keep them booted, or send them home. This deck moves a lot as well, between the horses, Pharmacy, railroad, jackson, surveyor's, and Chow, you should be flying all over the board. I haven't fully tested this deck. It will likely have problems against desolation row if they don't run many deeds.