Let me introduce a new band in the town:
Their riffs can hit you like a bullet Tsunami. Their Everlasting sound can consecrate hell and can mesmerize sirens. They are all studs that will turn your town upside down and banish every evil spirit. Come, watch them, hear them play and their music will be your Holy Bible. Do not succumb to the evilness of the Deadlands because If you tolerate this, then your children will be next.