Jesters Industries Plague Solutions.

published Apr 26, 2020 | | |
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Jesters Industries has received 19 billion dollars to bring awareness and create solutions socially affecting apocalyptic plague. We advise all Gomorra citizens to socially isolate and stay at home!. If you are showing symptoms you should seek medical help. The most severe cases will be treated with Ventilators. Medical staff will be equipped with cutting edge equipment to identify and deal with infected. A vaccine is being tested. Injecting unproven remedies is not advised.

Authors Note: This is only meant to bring some levity to trying times, and is not meant to be insensitive to anyone who has faced loss from the pandemic. It is built thematically, but with the chance of functioning as an experimental deck. Incubation and Lost to the Plague would be cut from this deck for more sensible experimental / gadget weapon tech.

6 comments
Apr 26, 2020 jordan caldwell

Can't decide if this is poorly or perfectly timed.

Might could get your Defense Production Act up and running?

Apr 26, 2020 Findegil

Why Kyle Wagner with no Ranches to unboot?

Apr 26, 2020 Findegil

Also, J.W. Byrne can only trigger one of three bonuses - how 'bout Jimmy "The Saint" to control businesses' compliance with quarantine regulations?

Apr 26, 2020 Findegil

And there's only one Gadget pull (a 9 for Vitality Tonic) where Roderick Byre is superior to the cheaper Diego Linares...

Apr 26, 2020 jaythejester

Kyle is a cheap Mad Scientist 2 and picked because there are a large number of difficulty 8 and gadgets while running 7’s. Byron I forgot to drop because this deck was originally run with Yagns, but an Asyncoil is good enough reason I think.

It’s not a great deck, and more of a theme idea. If you want to run with it, go ahead. The saint is a fun idea.

I’m working on an Andrew Lane deck that cheats Bio-Charged Neutralizer onto non madscientist law dogs.

Apr 28, 2020 Findegil

Thanks, I overlooked how hard it is to find affordable starters with +skill (there are still only 2 cards that fail on 7, though).

Maybe toss in an off-value but on-theme Ranch llike The R&D Ranch (gotta conduct those vaccine trials in an isolated location), Hellstromme Plant #9, or Secured Stockyard?

Another thought: The on-value Angélica Espinosa and her long-range sniping fits the social distancing theme rather nicely?